Put a Cuban in Your Mouth

Looking for some Cuban cuisine, but can't afford to book the next illegal flight to Cuba? Tallahassee knows you well, Gordo's is just what you're saucy appetite is craving my friend.

Ah yes, Gordos. Your one stop for the best Cuban food in all of Tallahassee. Gordo's menu offers most basic Cuban dishes with an American twist to the majority of them all. The most wildly popular is of course the 'cubano', which should be self explanatory, but for all you solely-English speakers, this translates to 'cuban sandwich'. At the basic price of $6.95, it seems this is a steal for such a great sandwich, but some beg to differ. On top of the meal, you of course are going to have a side of Gordos' sauce to drown your Cuban in. Along with that, you order a drink and sides, while also tipping your (very un-eager) waitress. You won't leave this place without having spent $15.00 minimum, I can almost guarantee you that. While you enjoy this delicious, but overpriced meal, you can sit outside and take in all of the sights and sounds, including loud Pensacola Street traffic with a view of Gold's gym. If you listen very closely, you can almost hear the homeless men asking for your leftovers right before you leave! All this could be yours, just shut up and put a Cuban in your mouth.